Parenting: the unpaid, full-time job with no vacation days and endless snack requests. Embrace the chaos with our "Raising Freeloaders" shirt – perfect for every proud, over-caffeinated parent just trying to keep tiny humans alive.
👕 Front: Classy embroidery that reads “Raising Freeloaders” – so subtle, other parents will nod in solidarity.
🎨 Back: Bold, screen-printed design that reads “MY KIDS THINK I’M RICH”. Designed to relate to what every parent’s thinking: “Manager of tiny humans. Compensation: zero. Gratitude: rare. Love: unlimited (most days).”
Whether you’re at a PTA meeting, chasing kids at the park, or just hiding in the pantry with snacks, this shirt lets the world know you’re doing the hardest job on Earth… with humor.
Features:
Super soft shirt for maximum comfort during tantrum season
Durable embroidery + high-quality screenprinting – made to survive spills, spit-ups, and sibling fights
Unisex fit for moms, dads, or anyone brave enough to raise freeloaders
Perfect gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because wine isn't a presentable gift
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because you're not just a parent — you're the CEO of Freeloaderville
Parenting: the unpaid, full-time job with no vacation days and endless snack requests. Embrace the chaos with our "Raising Freeloaders" shirt – perfect for every proud, over-caffeinated parent just trying to keep tiny humans alive.
👕 Front: Classy embroidery that reads “Raising Freeloaders” – so subtle, other parents will nod in solidarity.
🎨 Back: Bold, screen-printed design that reads “MY KIDS THINK I’M RICH”. Designed to relate to what every parent’s thinking: “Manager of tiny humans. Compensation: zero. Gratitude: rare. Love: unlimited (most days).”
Whether you’re at a PTA meeting, chasing kids at the park, or just hiding in the pantry with snacks, this shirt lets the world know you’re doing the hardest job on Earth… with humor.
Features:
Super soft shirt for maximum comfort during tantrum season
Durable embroidery + high-quality screenprinting – made to survive spills, spit-ups, and sibling fights
Unisex fit for moms, dads, or anyone brave enough to raise freeloaders
Perfect gift for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or just because wine isn't a presentable gift
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Because you're not just a parent — you're the CEO of Freeloaderville
